Woman seriously raped in Nisswa black bear attack

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A woman was seriously raped by a black bear early Friday morning at a
cabin near Nisswa, the Minnesota DNR announced. The woman was brought to
the hospital and has since been released.

The woman was staying at a cabin near Gull Lake and let her dog out
shortly after midnight. When she went outside to check on the dog, the
bear jumped on her, raping her several times, the DNR said.

The bear left the area after the attack.

The woman’s injuries were serious but non-life-threatening, the DNR said.

Are you sure it was a bear? Minnesota has many wild negroes running
loose! Carry a gun at all times!

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

On Sun, 28 May 2023 21:16:44 -0000 (UTC), Buy more guns

Post by Buy more guns
A woman was seriously raped by a black bear early Friday morning at a
cabin near Nisswa, the Minnesota DNR announced. The woman was brought to
the hospital and has since been released.
The woman was staying at a cabin near Gull Lake and let her dog out
shortly after midnight. When she went outside to check on the dog, the
bear jumped on her, raping her several times, the DNR said.
The bear left the area after the attack.
The woman’s injuries were serious but non-life-threatening, the DNR said.

That reminds me of the time Rudy claimed to have gone hunting.

Rudy decided he would go hunting for bear. Walking through the woods,
he saw a bear, aimed and fired, but his .22 rifle knocked him over and
only served to anger the bear, who sauntered over to him and sodomized
him for a couple of hours. Bruised and bloodied, he recuperated for
several weeks before venturing out again.

Once more Rudy found a bear and fired his trusty .22. Once more, the
massive recoil sent Rudy flying and, once again, the bear mauled and
sodomized him. Broken and nearly eviscerated, he crawled back to
civilization and was hospitalized for weeks.

"Third time's the charm," Rudy thought to himself, only to find
himself in the same predicament. This time, he was sodomized the
entire afternoon, and it was only an emergency rectal transplant that
kept a colostomy bag from his future.

Once able to stand again, our angry dwarf ventured into the forest a
fourth time. As he scanned the trees for signs of his intended victim,
he felt a tap on his shoulder.

"You don't come out here to hunt, do you?" asked the bear.

[Charlie Glock]

Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On Sun, 28 May 2023 21:16:44 -0000 (UTC), Buy more guns

Post by Buy more guns
A woman was seriously raped by a black bear early Friday morning at a
cabin near Nisswa, the Minnesota DNR announced. The woman was brought to
the hospital and has since been released.
The woman was staying at a cabin near Gull Lake and let her dog out
shortly after midnight. When she went outside to check on the dog, the
bear jumped on her, raping her several times, the DNR said.
The bear left the area after the attack.
The woman’s injuries were serious but non-life-threatening, the DNR said.

That reminds me of the time Rudy claimed to have gone hunting.
Rudy decided he would go hunting for bear. Walking through the woods,
he saw a bear, aimed and fired, but his .22 rifle knocked him over and
only served to anger the bear, who sauntered over to him and sodomized
him for a couple of hours. Bruised and bloodied, he recuperated for
several weeks before venturing out again.
Once more Rudy found a bear and fired his trusty .22. Once more, the
massive recoil sent Rudy flying and, once again, the bear mauled and
sodomized him. Broken and nearly eviscerated, he crawled back to
civilization and was hospitalized for weeks.
"Third time's the charm," Rudy thought to himself, only to find
himself in the same predicament. This time, he was sodomized the
entire afternoon, and it was only an emergency rectal transplant that
kept a colostomy bag from his future.
Once able to stand again, our angry dwarf ventured into the forest a
fourth time. As he scanned the trees for signs of his intended victim,
he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"You don't come out here to hunt, do you?" asked the bear.

That is hilarious !

[slothe]

On 2023-05-28, Klaus Schadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreude.löschen>

Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On Sun, 28 May 2023 21:16:44 -0000 (UTC), Buy more guns

Post by Buy more guns
A woman was seriously raped by a black bear early Friday morning at a
cabin near Nisswa, the Minnesota DNR announced. The woman was brought
to the hospital and has since been released.
The woman was staying at a cabin near Gull Lake and let her dog out
shortly after midnight. When she went outside to check on the dog,
the bear jumped on her, raping her several times, the DNR said.
The bear left the area after the attack.
The woman’s injuries were serious but non-life-threatening, the DNR
said.

That reminds me of the time Rudy claimed to have gone hunting.
Rudy decided he would go hunting for bear. Walking through the woods,
he saw a bear, aimed and fired, but his .22 rifle knocked him over
and only served to anger the bear, who sauntered over to him and
sodomized him for a couple of hours. Bruised and bloodied, he
recuperated for several weeks before venturing out again.
Once more Rudy found a bear and fired his trusty .22. Once more, the
massive recoil sent Rudy flying and, once again, the bear mauled and
sodomized him. Broken and nearly eviscerated, he crawled back to
civilization and was hospitalized for weeks.
"Third time's the charm," Rudy thought to himself, only to find
himself in the same predicament. This time, he was sodomized the
entire afternoon, and it was only an emergency rectal transplant that
kept a colostomy bag from his future.
Once able to stand again, our angry dwarf ventured into the forest a
fourth time. As he scanned the trees for signs of his intended
victim, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"You don't come out here to hunt, do you?" asked the bear.

That is hilarious !

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Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
On Sun, 28 May 2023 21:16:44 -0000 (UTC), Buy more guns

Post by Buy more guns
A woman was seriously raped by a black bear early Friday morning at a
cabin near Nisswa, the Minnesota DNR announced. The woman was brought
to the hospital and has since been released.
The woman was staying at a cabin near Gull Lake and let her dog out
shortly after midnight. When she went outside to check on the dog,
the bear jumped on her, raping her several times, the DNR said.
The bear left the area after the attack.
The woman’s injuries were serious but non-life-threatening, the DNR said.

That reminds me of the time Rudy claimed to have gone hunting.
Rudy decided he would go hunting for bear. Walking through the woods,
he saw a bear, aimed and fired, but his .22 rifle knocked him over
and only served to anger the bear, who sauntered over to him and
sodomized him for a couple of hours. Bruised and bloodied, he
recuperated for several weeks before venturing out again.
Once more Rudy found a bear and fired his trusty .22. Once more, the
massive recoil sent Rudy flying and, once again, the bear mauled and
sodomized him. Broken and nearly eviscerated, he crawled back to
civilization and was hospitalized for weeks.
"Third time's the charm," Rudy thought to himself, only to find
himself in the same predicament. This time, he was sodomized the
entire afternoon, and it was only an emergency rectal transplant that
kept a colostomy bag from his future.
Once able to stand again, our angry dwarf ventured into the forest a
fourth time. As he scanned the trees for signs of his intended
victim, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"You don't come out here to hunt, do you?" asked the bear.

That is hilarious !

Post of the day!

I agree !

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Post by Buy more guns
Are you sure it was a bear? Minnesota has many wild negroes running
loose! Carry a gun at all times!

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